Sunday, November 15, 2009

Well I waited so long for my love vibration.

Since hey, what the hell, the title of this post ain't even remotely suggestive. So stop whatever you're thinking. (Fucking perverts are fucking.) That was undeniably a reference to my phone. Yes, you get a picture, too; aren't I just sweet today? I'm beyond satisfied right now. It's true, and I'll be the first to fess up to it, I'm not the best with phones... I lose them, break them, and couldn't care less about them, unfortunately for my school, my boss, my girlfriend or anyone else who might (and will) need to contact for me.

And geez, I'm gonna totally sound like bad product placement, but my new phone is HOLY MOTHER FUCK fantastic. It's the Samsung Alias and it's bi-er than Rashana because it friggin' opens both ways. Its keyboard is a Darwinist, pure and total evidence of evolution. My phone is dynamic like a superhero. Oh, and did I mention his case is pink?

So yes, I named him Aeleus, because it's pronounced exactly like Alias, and I've been told by at least three people (was one of them my mom?) that I'm a huge fucking dork for doing so. Eh. Whatever. Despite my object fetish (argh~, again, don't interpret that like Miyagi would!) I still like to keep my worldly possessions and the Miniscus characters seperate, but man, this was just an irresistable "crossover." OTL

He's cruising a level of Sakanoue Yosuke cute, though. Even the guy behind the counter at Verizon said so; that guy, by the way, was incredibly tolerant of one of his younger customers fangirling a fucking cell phone. I guess there really are other crazy fucks like me out there.

But the point of all this is, I'll actually be available beyond the comfort zone of my computer, starting... yesterday. This should bring a new level of peace and sanity to our more-than-a-little-bit-corrupted world right now, or at the very least, to my world. And that's a start.

EDIT: The picture is backwards. Anyone with a first-grade reading level could tell that, but I guess that's beyond me. Oh well. Enjoy Shuichi's flipped face.
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friends, romans and countrymen...

~essentially a list of my fandoms and such wonders~

[[*Note: Unless you're up to reading some smut right here and right now, avoid any and all links colored red.]]

I am by definition a self-preserved geek. I invest countless hours into dredging my knowledge of あにめ and まんが, even delving into the occasional British televised programme. I fangirl excessively, to a point where it becomes either annoying or amazing fun to be with me. This isn't just over anime like the 50 percent of my generation that seems to have that in common with me. This is over things as geeky as Julius Caesar and Back to the Future. And, of course, I'm a huge sucker for Quentin Tarantino movies, especially since the Basterds are kind of definitely a band of gay jews who kick ass. Another one of my annoying quirks is pairing up characters, something that I tend to do a lot. I read, write, and draw fanworks, but I've gotta say it's mostly reading.

Currently, I'm into:
Gravitation: Yuki x Shuichi, Tatsuha x Ryuichi x Tatsuha, Tohma x Yuki, K x Tohma, Hiro x Shuichi, Tohma x Ryuichi
Junjou Romantica: Usagi x Misaki, Nowaki x Hiro, Miyagi x Shinobu, Miyagi x Hiro, Miyagi x Nowaki, Nowaki x Shinobu, Aikawa x Risako, Nowaki x Hiro x Miyagi THREESOME (with an actual plot when at its best)
Ouran High School Host Club: Kyouya x Tamaki x Kyouya, Kaoru x Hikaru x Kaoru (yes, I support seme!Kaoru, leave me alone), Mori x Hunny, Hikaru x Tamaki, Kasanoda x Tetsuya, Kyouya x Kaoru
Axis Powers Hetalia: Germany x Italy, America x England, Spain x Romano, Greece x Japan, Sweden x Finland, Poland x Lithuania x Poland, France x Canada, Russia x Canada, Russia x China, HRE x Italy, Prussia x Austria x Prussia, Korea x China, Vietnam x Taiwan, Turkey x Egypt, Russia x Latvia, Estonia x Latvia, America x Japan, France x England, Iceland x Norway, Denmark x Norway, Russia x Prussia, Russia x Ukraine, Germany x Japan x Italy THREESOME
Death Note: Light x L x Light, Matt x Mello x Matt, Light x Matsuda, Namikawa x Mido, Gevanni x Mikami, Light x Mikami, Raye x Light, Aizawa x Ide, Gevanni x Near, Light x Sayu, Light x Misa (although the more one-sided the better)
Cowboy Bebop: Vicious x Spike x Vicious, Jet x Spike, Faye x Ed x Faye
Loveless: Soubi x Ritsuka x Soubi, Yamato x Koya, Yoji x Natsuo x Yoji, Ritsu x Soubi, Nana x Nagisa x Nana, Seimei x Soubi, Kio x Soubi x Kio, Seimei x Ritsuka x Seimei (apparently I have an odd kink for seme!Ritsuka and uke!Soubi)
Inglourious Basterds: Donny x Aldo, Stiglitz x Hicox, Wicki x Utivich, Stiglitz x Aldo, Aldo x Utivich, Marcel x Shoshana
Baccano!: Maiza x Firo, Luck x Firo, Huey x Jacuzzi, Maiza x Huey, Claire x Jacuzzi, Claire x Firo, Luck x Chick, Dallas x Luck, Chane x Nice, Maiza x Gretto
Yami no Matsuei: Tsuzuki x Hisoka, Muraki x Tsuzuki, Muraki x Hisoka, Tatsumi x Tsuzuki
Lucky Star: Minami x Yutaka, Konata x Kagami x Konata, Tsukasa x Kagami, Konata x Minami, Konata x Patti, Ayano x Misao, Konata x Tsukasa, Patti x Hiyori
Elfen Lied: Mayu x Nana, Lucy x Nana, Lucy x Yuka, Kazukawa x Kurama x Kazukawa, Lucy x Nana x Mayu THREESOME
Okane ga Nai: Kanou x Ayase, Gion x Ayase, Kanou x Kaoruko, Homare x Misao, Homare x Ayase
Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy: Axel x Roxas x Axel, Riku x Sora, Demyx x Zexion, Xigbar x Demyx, Xigbar x Luxord, Zack x Cloud, Reno x Cloud x Reno, Leon x Cloud, Sephiroth x Cloud, Vincent x Cloud, Yuffie x Tifa x Yuffie, Sephiroth x Zack x Sephiroth, Reno x Rude
Heart no Kuni no Alice: Blood x Elliot, Julius x Ace, Dee x Dum, Mary x Boris, Ace x Peter, Peter x Alice, Vivaldi x Alice, Elliot x Ace x Elliot, Ace x Alice
House: House x Wilson, House x Chase, Wilson x Chase, Foreman x Chase, House x Lucas
Tekkon Kinkreet: Black x White, Suzuki x Kimura
FLCL: Haruko x Naota (seme!Haruko FTW), Haruko x Mamimi, Mamimi x Eri, Haruko x Eri
Kannazuki no Miko: Chikane x Himeko, Reiko x Corona, Chikane x Otoha, Makoto x Himeko x Makoto
Tsubasa Chronicle: Kurogane x Fai, Toya x Yukito x Toya, Syaoran x Sakura, Syaoran x Syaoran, Yui x Fai x Yui
Eerie Queerie: Mikuni x Mitsuo, Mikuni x Kanau, Hasunuma x Ichi x Hasunuma, Itsuki x Shino x Itsuki, Mikuni x Ichi, Hasunuma x Kanau, Ichi x Kanau, Hasunuma x Mitsuo
Gentlemen’s Alliance †: Maora x Maguri, Shizumasa x Maguri, Ushio x Haine, Shizumasa x Toya x Shizumasa
Hanna is Not a Boy's Name: "..." x Hanna, Worth x Conrad, Casmiro x Finas, "..." x Veser, Veser x Hanna, Lee x Veser
Bleach: Gin x Hitsugaya, Chad x Ichigo, Ikkaku x Yumichika, Byakuya x Renji x Byakuya, Kukaku x Yoruchi, Gin x Ichigo, Renji x Ichigo, Tatsuki x Chizuru, Byakuya x Rukia, Urahara x Ichigo, Urahara x Renji, Urahara x Rukia, Ishida x Ichigo
Welcome to the NHK: Satou x Misaki, Satou x Yamazaki
Julius Caesar: Cassius x Brutus, Cinna x Casca, Cicero x Casca, Caesar x Antony (I'm not lying. I really ship this stuff. No, I totally definitely take it seriously... please don't laugh or I might start crying.)
Monochrome Factor: Akira x Shirogane x Akira, Kengo x Akira, Shuichi x Shirogane, Shuichi x Akira, Ruru x Aya x Ruru, Akira x Haruka, Homurabi x Nanaya, Shirogane x Akira x Kengo THREESOME
VOCALOID: Len x Kaito, Rin x Miku, Rin x Len (she’d top the hell outta him), Gakupo x Kaito, Luka x Miku, Rin x Luka, Gakupo x Len
Doctor Who/Torchwood: Master x Ten, Jack x Ten x Jack, Nine x Jack, Nine x Rose, Ten x Rose (pretty much my OTheteroP), Jack x Ianto, Jack x Hart
07-Ghost: Frau x Teito, Ayanami x Hyuuga, Mikage x Teito, Castor x Frau, Castor x Labrador, Hyuuga x Konatsu
xxxHOLiC: Doumeki x Watanuki, Maru x Moro x Maru, Yuuko x Himawari, Yuuko x Maru, Yuuko x Moro, Yuuko x Watanuki
Back to the Future: Doc x Marty (it's canon, no lie)
Pulp Fiction: Butch x Fabienne, Marsellus x Vincent, Jules x Vincent, Butch x Marsellus
D.Gray-Man: Lavi x Kanda x Lavi, Lavi x Allen, Kanda x Allen, Allen x Lenalee, Lavi x Allen x Kanda THREESOME
Uta Kata: Manatsu x Ichika, Saya x Ichika, Saya x Manatsu, Sei x Kai x Sei
Kiss in the Dark: Kyosuke x Mira x Kyosuke, Kyosuke x Shun, Mira x Shun
Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward x Alphonse, Roy x Edward
Fruits Basket: Hatori x Tohru, Hatori x Kyou (it’s like the Yuki x Shuichi seiyuu incarnate), Kyou x Tohru

That is essentially the list of things that have the ability to turn me into a happy, nerdy Hom. I am an artist, compliant in cartooning and other forms of sequential visual art, and while I primarily focus on developing my own short oneshots or outlining longer term plans for my comics, but I occasionally attempt to whip up fanfic, and I'm doing a Caesar doujin right now. (Yeah, I get it, I'm obviously in this fandom alone.) And yes, I do have a satisfactory social life - not exactly exemplary, but my few IRL friends are enough to get me by. My other, slightly less fangasm-y interests are netherwards on this blog, and besides these here fandoms I also love Nostalgia Critic and Neurotically Yours, probably because Doug and Foamy are about as opinionated as I am and it's nice to feel less alone.

So there you go... shoot me a PM if any of these match up. This really is how people of our generation spend their time... I'm not all that weird... Pity.